AshleyTheAmazon

twentyfive yr old eastsider. difficulty finding pants that are long enough. a little a.d.d. and undecided.
dontstopbereaving:

synecdoche:

drinkinggames:

Drink every time the following happens:
Anyone drinks
Anyone makes out with someone 
Anyone wears Ed Hardy
Anyone fist pumps
Anyone mispronounces a simple word
Anyone does their hair
One of the boys isn’t wearing a shirt
One of the girls is only wearing half a shirt
A fight breaks out
Drink every time someone says:
bro
jersey
like, honestly
the situation
guido/guidette
gym, tanning, and/or laundry
any sincere statement that’s actually unintentionally hilarious

sorry to endorse binge drinking with this but, c’mon internet. tonight is going to be beautiful. do this with me. i have a can of four loko and no will to live.

This sounds great and all, but I intend to be at least semi-conscious by the first commercial break.
OFFICE JERSEY SHORE PARTY!  EAST COAST TIME!  BUCA DI BEPPO!


oh it’s happening. My office gave me Friday off. Heck yeah.

dontstopbereaving:

synecdoche:

drinkinggames:

Drink every time the following happens:

  • Anyone drinks
  • Anyone makes out with someone
  • Anyone wears Ed Hardy
  • Anyone fist pumps
  • Anyone mispronounces a simple word
  • Anyone does their hair
  • One of the boys isn’t wearing a shirt
  • One of the girls is only wearing half a shirt
  • A fight breaks out

Drink every time someone says:

  • bro
  • jersey
  • like, honestly
  • the situation
  • guido/guidette
  • gym, tanning, and/or laundry
  • any sincere statement that’s actually unintentionally hilarious

sorry to endorse binge drinking with this but, c’mon internet. tonight is going to be beautiful. do this with me. i have a can of four loko and no will to live.

This sounds great and all, but I intend to be at least semi-conscious by the first commercial break.

OFFICE JERSEY SHORE PARTY!  EAST COAST TIME!  BUCA DI BEPPO!

oh it’s happening. My office gave me Friday off. Heck yeah.

  1. malloryy reblogged this from drinkinggames
  2. ashleytheamazon reblogged this from dontstopbereaving and added:
    oh it’s happening. My office gave me Friday off. Heck yeah.
  3. afabulous reblogged this from srsly and added:
    I think this is the only purpose of jersey shore, to get you drunk. HAHA. I might try this. HAHA
  4. nopantstime reblogged this from srsly and added:
    But for real though I am all about the new season right now.
  5. youvereallyfuckedupthistime reblogged this from cynicaldumbass
  6. ladyknees reblogged this from synecdoche
  7. agentghoul reblogged this from amandapleeaasee and added:
    I’d be complete hammered by the end of the show xD
  8. michellebeee reblogged this from unheartedx
  9. amandapleeaasee reblogged this from x3melisss
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  11. helloobeautiful reblogged this from yo-keezy and added:
    im gonna do this =D
  12. hurrikanes reblogged this from kjay
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  14. unheartedx reblogged this from srsly and added:
    My friends would enjoy this.